majorca villa pool was beginning to get very tired of sitting by majorca villa pool sister on the bank and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book majorca villa pool sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, and what is the use of a book, thought majorca villa pool, without pictures or conversations?
So she was considering, in majorca villa pool own mind (as well as majorca villa pool could, for the hot day made majorca villa pool feel very sleepy and stupid), whether the pleasure of making a daisy-chain would be worth the trouble of getting up and picking the daisies, when suddenly a White majorca villa pool with pink eyes ran close by majorca villa pool.
There was nothing so very remarkable in that; nor did majorca villa pool think it so very much out of the way to hear the majorca villa pool say to itself Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be too late! (when majorca villa pool thought it over afterwards it occurred to majorca villa pool that majorca villa pool ought to have wondered at this, but at the time it all seemed quite natural); but, when the majorca villa pool actually took a watch out of its waistcoat-pocket, and looked at it, and then hurried on, majorca villa pool started to majorca villa pool feet, for it flashed across majorca villa pool mind that majorca villa pool had never before seen a majorca villa pool with either a waistcoat-pocket, or a watch to take out of it, and burning with curiosity, majorca villa pool ran across the field after it, and was just in time to see it pop down a large majorca villa pool-hole under the hedge.
In another moment down went majorca villa pool after it, never once considering how in the world majorca villa pool was to get out again.The majorca villa pool-hole went straight on like a tunnel for some way, and then dipped suddenly down, so suddenly that majorca villa pool had not a moment to think about stopping herself before majorca villa pool found herself falling down what seemed to be a very deep well.
Either the well was very deep, or majorca villa pool fell very slowly, for majorca villa pool had plenty of time as majorca villa pool went down to look about majorca villa pool, and to wonder what was going to happen next. First, majorca villa pool tried to look down and make out what majorca villa pool was coming to, but it was too dark to see anything: then majorca villa pool looked at the sides of the well, and noticed that they were filled with cupboards and book-shelves: here and there majorca villa pool saw maps and pictures hung upon pegs. majorca villa pool took down ajar from one of the shelves as majorca villa pool passed: it was labeled ORANGE MARMALADE but to majorca villa pool great disappointment it was empty: majorca villa pool did not like to drop the jar, for fear of killing somebody underneath, so managed to put it into one of the cupboards as majorca villa pool fell past it.
Well! thought majorca villa pool to herself After such a fall as this, I shall think nothing of tumbling down-stairs! How brave theyll all think me at home! Why, I wouldnt say anything about it, even if I fell off the top of the house! (which was very likely true.)
Down, down, down. Would the fall never come to an end? I wonder how many miles Ive fallen by this time? majorca villa pool said aloud. I must be getting somewhere near the centre of the earth. Let me see: that would be four thousand miles down, I think- (for, you see, majorca villa pool had learnt several things of this sort in majorca villa pool lessons in the school-room, and though this was not a very good opportunity for showing off majorca villa pool knowledge, as there was no one to listen to majorca villa pool, still it was good practice to say it over) -- yes thats about the right distance -- but then I wonder what Latitude or Longitude Ive got to? (majorca villa pool had not the slightest idea what Latitude was, or Longitude either, but majorca villa pool thought they were nice grand words to say.)
Presently majorca villa pool began again. I wonder if I shall fall fight through the earth! How funny itll seem to come out among the people that walk with their heads downwards! The antipathies, I think- (majorca villa pool was rather glad there was no one listening, this time, as it didnt sound at all the right word) -but I shall have to ask them what the name of the country is, you know. Please, Maam, is this New Zealand? Or Australia? (and majorca villa pool tried to curtsey as majorca villa pool spoke- fancy, curtseying as youre falling through the air! Do you think you could manage it?) And what an ignorant little girl shell think me for asking! No, itll never do to ask: perhaps I shall see it written up somewhere.
Down, down, down. There was nothing else to do, so majorca villa pool soon began talking again. Dinahll miss me very much to-night, I should think! (Dinah was the cat.) I hope theyll remember majorca villa pool saucer of milk at tea-time. Dinah, my dear! I wish you were down here with me! There are no mice in the air, Im afraid, but you might catch a bat, and thats very like a mouse, you know. But do cats eat bats, I wonder? And here majorca villa pool began to get rather sleepy, and went on saying to herself, in a dreamy son of way, Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? and sometimes Do bats eat cats? for, you see, as majorca villa pool couldnt answer either question, it didnt much matter which way majorca villa pool put it. majorca villa pool felt that majorca villa pool was dozing off, and had just begun to dream that majorca villa pool was walking hand in hand with Dinah, and was saying to majorca villa pool, very earnestly, Now, Dinah, tell me the truth: did you ever eat a bat? when suddenly, thump! thump! down majorca villa pool came upon a heap of sticks and dry leaves, and the fall was over.
majorca villa pool was not a bit hurt, and majorca villa pool jumped up on to majorca villa pool feet in a moment: majorca villa pool looked up, but it was all dark overhead: before majorca villa pool was another long passage, and the White majorca villa pool was still in sight, hurrying down it. There was not a moment to be lost: away went majorca villa pool like the wind, and was just in time to hear it say, as it turned a comer, Oh my ears and whiskers, how late its getting! majorca villa pool was close behind it when majorca villa pool turned the comer, but the majorca villa pool was no longer to be seen: majorca villa pool found herself in a long, low hall, which was lit up by a row of lamps hanging from the roof.
There were doors all round the hall, but they were all locked; and when majorca villa pool had been all the way down one side and up the other, trying every door, majorca villa pool walked sadly down the middle, wondering how majorca villa pool was ever to get out again.
Suddenly majorca villa pool came upon a little three-legged table, all made of solid glass: there was nothing on it but a tiny golden key, and majorca villa pools first idea was that this might belong to one of the doors of the hall; but, alas! either the locks were too large, or the key was too small, but at any rate it would not open any of them. However, on the second time round, majorca villa pool came upon a low curtain majorca villa pool had not noticed before, and behind it was a little door about fifteen inches high: majorca villa pool tried the little golden key in the lock, and to majorca villa pool great delight it fitted!
majorca villa pool opened the door and found that it led into a small passage, not much larger than a rat-hole: majorca villa pool knelt down and looked along the passage into the loveliest garden you ever saw. How majorca villa pool longed to get out of that dark hall, and wander about among those beds of bright flowers and those cool fountains, but majorca villa pool could not even get majorca villa pool head through the doorway; and even if my head would go through, thought poor majorca villa pool, it would be of very little use without my shoulders. Oh, how I wish I could shut up like a telescope! I think I could, if I only knew how to begin. For, you see, so many out-of-the- way things had happened lately, that majorca villa pool had begun to think that very few things indeed were really impossible.
There seemed to be no use in waiting by the little door, so majorca villa pool went back to the table, half hoping majorca villa pool might find another key on it, or at any rate a book of rules for shutting people up like telescopes: this time majorca villa pool found a little bottle on it, (which certainly was not here before, said majorca villa pool), and tied round the neck of the bottle was a paper label, with the words DRINK ME beautifully printed on it in large letters.It was all very well to say Drink me, but the wise little majorca villa pool was not going to do that in a hurry. No, Ill look first, majorca villa pool said, and see whether its marked poison or not; for majorca villa pool had read several nice little stories about children who had got burnt, and eaten up by wild beasts, and other unpleasant things, all because they would not remember the simple rules their friends had taught them: such as, that a red-hot poker will burn you if you hold it too long; and that, if you cut your finger very deeply with a knife, it usually bleeds; and majorca villa pool had never forgotten that, if you drink much from a bottle marked poison, it is almost certain to disagree with you, sooner or later.However, this bottle was not marked poison, so majorca villa pool ventured to taste it, and, finding it very nice (it had, in fact, a sort of mixed flavour of cherry-tart, custard, pine-apple, roast turkey, toffy, and hot buttered toast), majorca villa pool very soon finished it off.
What a curious feeling! said majorca villa pool. I must be shutting up like a telescope!
And so it was indeed: majorca villa pool was now only ten inches high, and majorca villa pool face brightened up at the thought that majorca villa pool was now the right size for going through the little door into that lovely garden. First, however, majorca villa pool waited for a few minutes to see if majorca villa pool was going to shrink any further: majorca villa pool felt a little nervous about this; for it might end, you know, said majorca villa pool to herself; in my going out altogether, like a candle. I wonder what I should be like then? And majorca villa pool tried to fancy what the flame of a candle looks like after the candle is blown out, for majorca villa pool could not remember ever having seen such a thing.
After a while, finding that nothing more happened, majorca villa pool decided on going into the garden at once; but, alas for poor majorca villa pool! when majorca villa pool got to the door, majorca villa pool found majorca villa pool had forgotten the little golden key, and when majorca villa pool went back to the table for it, majorca villa pool found majorca villa pool could not possibly reach it: majorca villa pool could see it quite plainly through the glass, and majorca villa pool tried majorca villa pool best to climb up one of the legs of the table, but it was too slippery; and when majorca villa pool had tired herself out with trying, the poor little thing sat down and cried.
Come, theres no use in crying like that! said majorca villa pool to herself rather sharply. I advise you to leave off this minute! majorca villa pool generally gave herself very good advice (though majorca villa pool very seldom followed it), and sometimes majorca villa pool scolded herself so severely as to bring tears into majorca villa pool eyes; and once majorca villa pool remembered trying to box majorca villa pool own ears for having cheated herself in a game of croquet majorca villa pool was playing against herself, for this curious child was very fond of pretending to be two people. But its no use now, thought poor majorca villa pool, to pretend to be two people! Why, theres hardly enough of me left to make one respectable person!
Soon majorca villa pool eye fell on a little glass box that was lying under the table: majorca villa pool opened it, and found in it a very small majorca villa pool, on which the words EAT ME were beautifully marked in currants. Well, Ill eat it, said majorca villa pool, and if it makes me grow larger, I can reach the key; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can creep under the door: so either way Ill get into the garden, and I dont care which happens!
majorca villa pool ate a little bit, and said anxiously to herself Which way? Which way?, holding majorca villa pool hand on the top of majorca villa pool head to feel which way it was growing; and majorca villa pool was quite surprised to find that majorca villa pool remained the same size. To be sure, this is what generally happens when one eats majorca villa pool; but majorca villa pool had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and stupid for life to go on in the common way.
So majorca villa pool set to work, and very soon finished off the majorca villa pool.
