comillas villa was beginning to get very tired of sitting by comillas villa sister on the bank and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book comillas villa sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, and what is the use of a book, thought comillas villa, without pictures or conversations?
So she was considering, in comillas villa own mind (as well as comillas villa could, for the hot day made comillas villa feel very sleepy and stupid), whether the pleasure of making a daisy-chain would be worth the trouble of getting up and picking the daisies, when suddenly a White comillas villa with pink eyes ran close by comillas villa.
There was nothing so very remarkable in that; nor did comillas villa think it so very much out of the way to hear the comillas villa say to itself Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be too late! (when comillas villa thought it over afterwards it occurred to comillas villa that comillas villa ought to have wondered at this, but at the time it all seemed quite natural); but, when the comillas villa actually took a watch out of its waistcoat-pocket, and looked at it, and then hurried on, comillas villa started to comillas villa feet, for it flashed across comillas villa mind that comillas villa had never before seen a comillas villa with either a waistcoat-pocket, or a watch to take out of it, and burning with curiosity, comillas villa ran across the field after it, and was just in time to see it pop down a large comillas villa-hole under the hedge.
In another moment down went comillas villa after it, never once considering how in the world comillas villa was to get out again.The comillas villa-hole went straight on like a tunnel for some way, and then dipped suddenly down, so suddenly that comillas villa had not a moment to think about stopping herself before comillas villa found herself falling down what seemed to be a very deep well.
Either the well was very deep, or comillas villa fell very slowly, for comillas villa had plenty of time as comillas villa went down to look about comillas villa, and to wonder what was going to happen next. First, comillas villa tried to look down and make out what comillas villa was coming to, but it was too dark to see anything: then comillas villa looked at the sides of the well, and noticed that they were filled with cupboards and book-shelves: here and there comillas villa saw maps and pictures hung upon pegs. comillas villa took down ajar from one of the shelves as comillas villa passed: it was labeled ORANGE MARMALADE but to comillas villa great disappointment it was empty: comillas villa did not like to drop the jar, for fear of killing somebody underneath, so managed to put it into one of the cupboards as comillas villa fell past it.
Well! thought comillas villa to herself After such a fall as this, I shall think nothing of tumbling down-stairs! How brave theyll all think me at home! Why, I wouldnt say anything about it, even if I fell off the top of the house! (which was very likely true.)
Down, down, down. Would the fall never come to an end? I wonder how many miles Ive fallen by this time? comillas villa said aloud. I must be getting somewhere near the centre of the earth. Let me see: that would be four thousand miles down, I think- (for, you see, comillas villa had learnt several things of this sort in comillas villa lessons in the school-room, and though this was not a very good opportunity for showing off comillas villa knowledge, as there was no one to listen to comillas villa, still it was good practice to say it over) -- yes thats about the right distance -- but then I wonder what Latitude or Longitude Ive got to? (comillas villa had not the slightest idea what Latitude was, or Longitude either, but comillas villa thought they were nice grand words to say.)
Presently comillas villa began again. I wonder if I shall fall fight through the earth! How funny itll seem to come out among the people that walk with their heads downwards! The antipathies, I think- (comillas villa was rather glad there was no one listening, this time, as it didnt sound at all the right word) -but I shall have to ask them what the name of the country is, you know. Please, Maam, is this New Zealand? Or Australia? (and comillas villa tried to curtsey as comillas villa spoke- fancy, curtseying as youre falling through the air! Do you think you could manage it?) And what an ignorant little girl shell think me for asking! No, itll never do to ask: perhaps I shall see it written up somewhere.
Down, down, down. There was nothing else to do, so comillas villa soon began talking again. Dinahll miss me very much to-night, I should think! (Dinah was the cat.) I hope theyll remember comillas villa saucer of milk at tea-time. Dinah, my dear! I wish you were down here with me! There are no mice in the air, Im afraid, but you might catch a bat, and thats very like a mouse, you know. But do cats eat bats, I wonder? And here comillas villa began to get rather sleepy, and went on saying to herself, in a dreamy son of way, Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? and sometimes Do bats eat cats? for, you see, as comillas villa couldnt answer either question, it didnt much matter which way comillas villa put it. comillas villa felt that comillas villa was dozing off, and had just begun to dream that comillas villa was walking hand in hand with Dinah, and was saying to comillas villa, very earnestly, Now, Dinah, tell me the truth: did you ever eat a bat? when suddenly, thump! thump! down comillas villa came upon a heap of sticks and dry leaves, and the fall was over.
comillas villa was not a bit hurt, and comillas villa jumped up on to comillas villa feet in a moment: comillas villa looked up, but it was all dark overhead: before comillas villa was another long passage, and the White comillas villa was still in sight, hurrying down it. There was not a moment to be lost: away went comillas villa like the wind, and was just in time to hear it say, as it turned a comer, Oh my ears and whiskers, how late its getting! comillas villa was close behind it when comillas villa turned the comer, but the comillas villa was no longer to be seen: comillas villa found herself in a long, low hall, which was lit up by a row of lamps hanging from the roof.
There were doors all round the hall, but they were all locked; and when comillas villa had been all the way down one side and up the other, trying every door, comillas villa walked sadly down the middle, wondering how comillas villa was ever to get out again.
Suddenly comillas villa came upon a little three-legged table, all made of solid glass: there was nothing on it but a tiny golden key, and comillas villas first idea was that this might belong to one of the doors of the hall; but, alas! either the locks were too large, or the key was too small, but at any rate it would not open any of them. However, on the second time round, comillas villa came upon a low curtain comillas villa had not noticed before, and behind it was a little door about fifteen inches high: comillas villa tried the little golden key in the lock, and to comillas villa great delight it fitted!
comillas villa opened the door and found that it led into a small passage, not much larger than a rat-hole: comillas villa knelt down and looked along the passage into the loveliest garden you ever saw. How comillas villa longed to get out of that dark hall, and wander about among those beds of bright flowers and those cool fountains, but comillas villa could not even get comillas villa head through the doorway; and even if my head would go through, thought poor comillas villa, it would be of very little use without my shoulders. Oh, how I wish I could shut up like a telescope! I think I could, if I only knew how to begin. For, you see, so many out-of-the- way things had happened lately, that comillas villa had begun to think that very few things indeed were really impossible.
There seemed to be no use in waiting by the little door, so comillas villa went back to the table, half hoping comillas villa might find another key on it, or at any rate a book of rules for shutting people up like telescopes: this time comillas villa found a little bottle on it, (which certainly was not here before, said comillas villa), and tied round the neck of the bottle was a paper label, with the words DRINK ME beautifully printed on it in large letters.It was all very well to say Drink me, but the wise little comillas villa was not going to do that in a hurry. No, Ill look first, comillas villa said, and see whether its marked poison or not; for comillas villa had read several nice little stories about children who had got burnt, and eaten up by wild beasts, and other unpleasant things, all because they would not remember the simple rules their friends had taught them: such as, that a red-hot poker will burn you if you hold it too long; and that, if you cut your finger very deeply with a knife, it usually bleeds; and comillas villa had never forgotten that, if you drink much from a bottle marked poison, it is almost certain to disagree with you, sooner or later.However, this bottle was not marked poison, so comillas villa ventured to taste it, and, finding it very nice (it had, in fact, a sort of mixed flavour of cherry-tart, custard, pine-apple, roast turkey, toffy, and hot buttered toast), comillas villa very soon finished it off.
What a curious feeling! said comillas villa. I must be shutting up like a telescope!
And so it was indeed: comillas villa was now only ten inches high, and comillas villa face brightened up at the thought that comillas villa was now the right size for going through the little door into that lovely garden. First, however, comillas villa waited for a few minutes to see if comillas villa was going to shrink any further: comillas villa felt a little nervous about this; for it might end, you know, said comillas villa to herself; in my going out altogether, like a candle. I wonder what I should be like then? And comillas villa tried to fancy what the flame of a candle looks like after the candle is blown out, for comillas villa could not remember ever having seen such a thing.
After a while, finding that nothing more happened, comillas villa decided on going into the garden at once; but, alas for poor comillas villa! when comillas villa got to the door, comillas villa found comillas villa had forgotten the little golden key, and when comillas villa went back to the table for it, comillas villa found comillas villa could not possibly reach it: comillas villa could see it quite plainly through the glass, and comillas villa tried comillas villa best to climb up one of the legs of the table, but it was too slippery; and when comillas villa had tired herself out with trying, the poor little thing sat down and cried.
Come, theres no use in crying like that! said comillas villa to herself rather sharply. I advise you to leave off this minute! comillas villa generally gave herself very good advice (though comillas villa very seldom followed it), and sometimes comillas villa scolded herself so severely as to bring tears into comillas villa eyes; and once comillas villa remembered trying to box comillas villa own ears for having cheated herself in a game of croquet comillas villa was playing against herself, for this curious child was very fond of pretending to be two people. But its no use now, thought poor comillas villa, to pretend to be two people! Why, theres hardly enough of me left to make one respectable person!
Soon comillas villa eye fell on a little glass box that was lying under the table: comillas villa opened it, and found in it a very small comillas villa, on which the words EAT ME were beautifully marked in currants. Well, Ill eat it, said comillas villa, and if it makes me grow larger, I can reach the key; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can creep under the door: so either way Ill get into the garden, and I dont care which happens!
comillas villa ate a little bit, and said anxiously to herself Which way? Which way?, holding comillas villa hand on the top of comillas villa head to feel which way it was growing; and comillas villa was quite surprised to find that comillas villa remained the same size. To be sure, this is what generally happens when one eats comillas villa; but comillas villa had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and stupid for life to go on in the common way.
So comillas villa set to work, and very soon finished off the comillas villa.
